So I finally saw Wicked: For Good, the second installment of the film adaptation of the stage adaptation of the novel by Gregory Maguire, which is itself a gritty reboot of both Frank L. Baum’s Wizard of Oz novels and the 1939 MGM film.
I have a complicated relationship with all things Oz. I hated the 1939 MGM film as a child because even then, something about the place just struck me as fundamentally…off, despite the fascinating movie magic. I read many of the books but Oz was never one of my favorite fantasy worlds, despite how wacky and creative it was. It wasn’t until I saw the terrifying 1985 sequel Return to Oz that things began to make a little sense. When I found out, as an adult, that L. Frank Baum had written some literally screaming genocidally racist editorials (that modern-day fans are perpetually trying to excuse him for) some of the themes that always bothered me about his worldbuilding began to make more sense, in a way.
Then along came Gregory Maguire’s Wicked. I read it in my teens, liked the revisionist concept and its embrace of the psychological darkness lurking behind Oz, but ultimately found it a bit too nasty and mean in execution without ever really coalescing around its central concept enough to make the horrors in the text worth it.
When the stage show came along. I was fortunate to work at a theater that workshopped very early versions of it in the early 2000s. I remember being really furious at how all of the darkly rendered racial, political and cultural justice overtones of the book had been subverted in favor of a twee love triangle and some really basic pop songs. I especially hated how it whitewashed Fiyero, who was one of the more interesting book characters. I wanted some of the nastiness of the book to work its way into the musical–it would have been much more interesting if so.
Now we have the film adaptation. Two of them, in fact. And they’re alright, I guess?
Wicked and Wicked: For Good are still doing too much and not enough, just like the stage show, the book, and everything else built around the Oz concept except Return to Oz, in my opinion.
Let’s break it down a bit…but before I do, know that my guiding principle for engaging with folks on the internet is You Are Already Smart. I’m not here to tell you what to think, and I’m not even interested in trying to. This is not going to be a long tiresome exegesis in which I try to bludgeon home points about Wicked’s racial politics, literary themes, or whether or not the people who wrote it, star in it, or like it are good people. This is just a commentary post for folks who have experienced at least two iterations of this story(preferably the book and the movie). If I should happen to drop a few nuggets of intellect in between the jokes and strong opinions, then so be it. Don’t act a fool in the comments, because I’ll cry and then I’ll block you.
And so…
First, the Good Witch Stuff…
- At first glance, both films look nice. They’re pretty, even when what’s being portayed is ugly. They have a plasticky, Barbie movie aesthetic that doesn’t thrill, but doesn’t offend, either.
- Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande both sing and perform well.
- The costumes are amazing. Great gowns. Beautiful gowns.
- It’s nice to see how easy it can be to include accurate visual Blackness on film now, even when the film is not really about being Black. Um…can the flying monkeys microbraid? Cause how are Elphie’s edges always so fresh up under that hat?
- I think that there is a large demographic of isolated little Black girls and other kids who are “different” in normative spaces who will get a lot out of this film.
- The music is perfectly acceptable–even the new songs, which I’ve already forgotten.
- It tries very hard to be about something, and expand on the original work’s themes in a relevant way.
- If 72-year-old Jeff Goldblum tap-danced up to me in that green suit and crooned that I was a dark-eyed beauty, I’d have about 7 green babies for him.
The Bad Witch Less Pleasing…
- Turning a two-hour stage show into TWO three-hour movies is an egregious cash grab.
- Hearing folks say “Shiz” out loud 700 times makes the Naming Problem that the book had all the more evident.
- Fiyero is still a dull, nerfed character outside of the books, despite being played by Jonathan Bailey.
- The political and social overtones are also dull and the inclusion of a few scenes of talking Animals lean a little too heavily on viewers having the back story. If I hadn’t read the novel, I wouldn’t have gotten a lot out of their story until the second film, and that’s far too late.
- Whatever statement Wicked is meant to make is drowned under so much pink, soft-focus syrup that it really just feels…weak. That’s not an anti-pink statement, I love pink. I don’t like using pink as a softener rather than as a statement.
- Speaking of actors doing their best technical work, the performances are good but everyone feels like they’re in a different movie. This is especially apparent in any scene including Jeff Goldblum(for whom I would have far fewer green babies for by the time we get to the end of the second film). They’re all competent actors but you can tell he’s the only one here who specifically learned on and for the big screen back when there were still blockbusters. Also there’s a scene where they briefly digitally de-age him and it’s weird because we all know what Goldblum looked like when he was younger and it wasn’t like that.
- I love Michelle Yeoh down and I totally get why Jon M. Chu would want a legacy Asian actress in the cast. (And also Bowen Yang, the most elderly college student in Oz). But there are legendary Asian grand dames who can sing, though. Faye Wong is still working. Margaret Cho can sing. Hell, so can Lucy Liu. Just sayin’.
The Absolutely Bonkers…
- Let us have a moment of silence for all the busy parents who are going to be putting a copy of the gritty, pessimistic, decidedly adult novel Wicked under the tree for their 10-year olds this Christmas because the movie tie-in cover is pretty and Ariana Grande’s Nickelodeon shows still pop up on streaming platforms.
- The dialogue in this is stunningly bad. Bilious, even. Even though the actors do their best, it can’t be saved in a lot of cases. Even the bits that were lifted straight from the stage show really should have been reworked for the film. For example:
- Fiyero: You’re beautiful.
- Elphaba: You don’t have to lie to me.
- Fiyero: (Big moony eyes) It’s not a lie. It’s just a matter of seeing things in a different way.
- Me, in the theater: (vomits profusely) WHO SAYS THAT? WHO WROTE THAT? I wish a white boy would say something like that to me in bed. He’d never see my face again, let alone any other part of me.
- Elphaba: I truly feel Wicked™!
- Me: (barfs)
- Don’t even get me started on “Guh-linda”. Ariana Grande gives a great performance, but that character is absolutely terrifying. The fact that she’s presented as a sympathetic savior who made a few oopsies makes her all the more frightening. You and I both know that six months after the Disney-fied scene where all the animals come out to play, Glinda makes a hard right turn and becomes a worse autocrat than the Wizard ever was, bolstered by her frantic need to keep her secret magical incompetence from being discovered and her inevitable bitterness towards successful Animals. (The books had the guts to get into this at least a littlee bit.) I know that her heroic arc and the Disney ending are both from the stage show, but there were some rather thoughtful changes to the Animals storyline for the film and I don’t know why that same care wasn’t given to Glinda. It was really jarring to see that ending survive the film unvarnished, especially now that Elphaba is both Black-coded and actually Black. Seriously, Glinda is deeply, disturbingly, Missy Anne level triggering.
- Also, why are they friends, anyway? None of the relationships in this movie feel connected or even interesting except Boq’s, and arguably that’s only because they’re all tragic. Everyone else’s interactions are just there to set up the songs. The film is very pretty and excellent on a technical level, but isn’t everything, these days? Every major studio film looks good, now. We’re in a golden age of craft, technical proficiency, and visual execution, even when the CGI is kind of bad. Where modern film suffers, though, is in exploration of themes, plots, and relationships. Wicked, unfortunately, doesn’t stand out from the pack in this. It’s big and expensive and ultimately, very emotionally dull.
- Above all, the film never does a good job of convincing me why Elphaba, personally, would care about being involved in anything going on in this film, or why anyone actually responds to her the way they do. Y’all got talking Bears, tall Munchkins, and your land is ruled by an actual wizard. Why on earth would anybody care about someone being green? Furthermore, why wouldn’t that green person, who can do magic and is smart, beautiful, and has 4 octaves as well as green skin, spend so much time around people dumb enough to loathe her instead of just Wicked-ing out from the start? I know why, but I honestly just don’t think that’s a very interesting story anymore. There are other, different stories about that kind of person in that kind of place, and the quicker we get to telling them, the better.
Wicked and Wicked: For Good aren’t vying for spots on my favorite film lists, but they were still entertaining to think and talk about. I can see why people love them, but they didn’t do much for me.
Even if you do love the films, I still think you should refrain from getting anyone under the age of 15 a copy of the book, though. There are Tigers in there. Tigers doing unspeakable things. Somebody dies. There is no softening syrupy pink overlay. Don’t do it, no matter how much your little one begs.
(Fellow readers! This article is an amalgamation of all of the posts about Wicked I’ve made in the past year or so over on Facebook. I know, I know, nobody’s on Facebook anymore. I still am, though, and if you are, feel free to follow for diverse book talk in slightly more real-time format. If you prefer faceless books, check out the Equal Opportunity Bookshop, but be aware that any purchases you make there earns me a little affiliate kickback. Whatever you do, go and read something good! Peace!)
